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Dine laughing.
We are more than just jokes at the Magic Time Machine. Our menu offers something for everyone. Enjoy slow-roasted prime rib, hand-cut steaks, fresh salmon, chicken, pork, and a variety of fresh seafood dishes. You can even order our Specialty of the House, the Roman Orgy. A conglomerate Roast Feast with fresh fruit, vegetables, and other fare brought out with great fanfare and song. At the Magic Time Machine, we feel that the food should be as special as the occasion.
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Starters
Reg $9.99
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Lg $16.00
Fried Calamari
Served with Marinara
Reg $9.99
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Lg $16.00
$11.49
Spinach Artichoke Dip
Plenty to share! Served with Tortilla Chips
$11.49
$9.99
Sausage Stuffed Mushrooms
Stuffed with savory sausage and cream cheese
$9.99
Reg $8.99
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Lg $13.49
Fried Mozzarella Sticks
Classic favorite! Served with hot Marinara
Reg $8.99
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Lg $13.49
Specialty of the House
For 4 or more people.
$19.99 per person
Roman Orgy
A conglomerate roast feast, with huge portions of fork tender brisket, Herb smoked chicken, fresh fruits and other fare (limited)
$19.99 per person
Combination Platters
Served with a hot loaf of bread, mashed potatoes and a garden salad.
$25.99
Top Sirloin and Shrimp
Steak with Shrimp grilled or Fried
$25.99
$43.99
Prime Rib and Lobster
Classic Surf and Turf. So Good!
$43.99
$24.99
Half and Half
½ rack ribs and ½ herb smoked chicken, with fries
$24.99
$31.99
Prime Rib and Shrimp
Tender Prime Rib with shrimp
$31.99
$31.99
Top Sirloin and Ribs
Flavorful steak and ½ rack of ribs
$31.99
$19.99
Fried Catfish and Shrimp
Hand breaded and served with fries
$19.99
Entrees
All entrees come with a hot loaf of bread and a garden salad
$19.99
Half Rack Ribs
Served with fries
$19.99
$26.99
Full Rack Ribs
Served with fries
$26.99
$14.99
Grilled Chicken Parmesan
Traditional style, served over linguine
$14.99
$14.49
Superhero Pasta
Linguini tossed with spinach and artichokes
$14.49
$13.99
Grilled Chicken Breast
Served with rice pilaf and fresh vegetables
$13.99
$17.99
Catfish
Broiled, Blackened or Fried
$17.99
$15.99
Sliced Brisket
With mashed potatoes and vegetables
$15.99
$14.99
Chicken Alfredo
Grilled chicken and creamy alfredo over linguine
$14.99
$23.99
Fresh Grilled Salmon
Hand cut fillet served with fresh vegetables
$23.99
$18.99
Shrimp Alfredo
Sauteed jumbo shrimp, creamy alfredo and linguine
$18.99
$14.99
Southwest Chicken
Served with rice, ranchero sauce and pico de gallo
$14.99
$19.49
Fried Fantail Shrimp
Butterflied and hand breaded, served with fries
$19.49
$14.99
Herb Smoked Chicken
1/2 Chicken served over fries
$14.99
$13.99
Crispy Chicken Tenders
Tossed in wing sauce or crispy, with fries
$13.99
From the Grill
All of our steaks are aged in-house, hand cut U.S.D.A. Choice Beef. All Prime Rib and Steaks come with Mashed Potatoes.
- Add Sauteed Mushrooms, Grilled Onions or both $3.99
- Add 5 Grilled or Fried Shrimp to any meal $5.99
- Add a 4 ounce steamed Lobster Tail to any meal $15.99
- Substitute a Baked Potato 3.99
$38.99
Adam’s Rib
16 ounces of slow roasted Prime Rib (limited)
$38.99
$37.99
"Center Cut"
Filet Mignon. King of Cuts.
$37.99
$13.99
Chopped Steak
With mushrooms, onions, and mashed potatoes
$13.99
$29.99
New York Strip
Rich, flavorful steak cooked to perfection
$29.99
$29.99
Eve's Cut
10 ounces of boneless Prime Rib (limited)
$29.99
$36.99
Ribeye
Huge in size and flavor, grilled to your liking
$36.99
$19.99
Top Sirloin
Lean, hearty and full of flavor
$19.99
$27.99
MTM Filet
Beef Tenderloin wrapped in bacon and grilled
$27.99
"Finally" Burgers
- Add Bacon 1.49
- Add Sauteed Mushrooms or Onions .99
- Add Jalapenos .50
- Add 2oz Sliced Brisket 1.99
$14.99
MTM Cheese Burger
½ lb. Brisket blended burger topped with Cheddar or Swiss
$14.99
$15.99
Mushroom and Swiss
Sauteed mushrooms and creamy Swiss cheese
$15.99
$16.49
Bacon Burger
Topped with two slices crispy bacon and cheese
$16.49
$16.99
Ultimate Burger
Bacon, Mushrooms, sauteed onions and cheese
$16.99
Desserts
$8.99
Cheesecake
Choose from several different toppings
$8.99
$7.99
Strawberry Shortcake
A touch of sweetness to finish your meal
$7.99
$7.99
Pizzazz Apple Cobbler
Apples baked in a flaky crust with cinnamon ice cream
$7.99
$7.49
Oreo Sunday
Vanilla Ice Cream, hot fudge and Oreos! WOW!
$7.49
$8.99
Fudge Cake
A chocolate cake warm with ice cream and fudge
$8.99
Bread Pudding 7.49
Warm with vanilla ice cream and Bourbon sauce
House Specialities
$9.49
Surf’s Up!
Malibu, Midori and Pineapple juice.
$9.49
$9.49
Texas Sunrise
Patron Silver and Orange Juice with a splash of grenadine
$9.49
$11.49
Time Machine Tea
Skyy, Tanqueray, Bacardi and Cointreau. Tea Time!
$11.49
$9.99
Abracadabra Mudpie
Grey Goose, Kahlua, Irish Cream and heavy cream served on the rocks
$9.99
$9.49
Cap’n Punch
Captain Morgan Spiced Rum and Fruit Punch
$9.49
$9.49
Koo Koo Colada
Captain Morgan Rum coconut milk and pineapple juice
$9.49
$9.49
Jungle Juice
Skyy Vodka, Midori, orange and pineapple juice topped with grenadine
$9.49
$11.99
Flying Rum Trio
Captain Morgan, Malibu, Midori, Red Bull, Sweet and Sour, with a splash of Bacardi 151
$11.99
$4.49
The Whisper
Grey Goose vodka, tonic water, and a splash of cranberry with lime
$4.49
$9.49
Summertime Hooch
Jim Beam, Peach Brandy, lemonade and limeade
$9.49
From the Vine
$G-8.25
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$B-31.00
Zonin Prosecco
Very well balanced with hints of Wisteria and apples
$G-8.25
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$B-31.00
$G-12.00
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$B-46.00
Kendall Jackson
VR Chardonnay Round, ripe apples and pears
$G-12.00
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$B-46.00
$G-12.00
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$B-46.00
Kendall Jackson VR Cabernet Sauvignon
You’ve had the Chard, now try the Cab. Ripe complex and well focuse
$G-12.00
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$B-46.00
$G-7.25
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$B-27.00
Sutter Home White Zinfandel
Light, sweet and refreshing
$G-7.25
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$B-27.00
$G-13.00
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$B-49.00
Rg | Mx Scielo Reserva
Parras Valley in the Sierra Madres of northern Mexico ... choose Merlot, Cabernet, or Syrah
$G-13.00
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$B-49.00
Kendall Jackson Merlot
G-12.00 / B-46.00
$G-8.25
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$B-49.00
Terracotta Pinot Grigio
Crisp and sophisticated with fresh fruit notes
$G-8.25
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$B-49.00
$G-8.25
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$B-31.00
House Wines
Highway 12 Winery. From the legendary Sonoma Valley in Northern California's wine country ... choose Chardonnay, Merlot, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Noir, or Cabernet Sauvignon
$G-8.25
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$B-31.00
MTM-Tinis
$8.99
Green Apple
Skyy and Apple Pucker with a splash of Sweet and Sour
$8.99
$10.99
The Siesta
Patron Silver Tequila, Cointreau, and Sweet and Sour with a splash of Chambord
$10.99
$10.49
Chocolate Heaven
Skyy Vodka and Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur
$10.49
$9.49
Grand Cosmo
Grey Goose Vodka, Grand Marnier, and Cranberry juice
$9.49
Ritas & Potions
$8.49
Magic Potions
Adult versions of our 'Bubbly" drinks. Choose Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, or UGLY
$8.49
$11.49
Tip-Top Rita
Patron Silver Tequila, Midori, Cointreau, and Sweet and Sour
$11.49
$8.99
Margaritas and Daquiris
A flavor for everyone! Choose from Lime, Strawberry, Melon, Raspberry and Banana
$8.99
Beer
Wide assortment of Domestic and Imported. Draft Beer also available by the glass and pitcher.
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
$2.99
Bubbly Magic Time Machine Potions
Choose your favorite color! Bubbling over with fun! Available in Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, or UGLY
$2.99
Sodas, Iced Tea, Coffee, Milk, Juices, etc.
2.99